Buffalo, your rink is colder than a Zamboni driver's ex's heart. The only thing falling faster than the temperature is the Sabres' playoff hopes.
Surf's up, but so are the turnovers. Honda Center, it's hard to focus on the game when you're daydreaming about catching waves on the Pacific.
Arizona, you're hot, but your hockey scene is lukewarm at best. Mullett Arena, where the ice is as rare as a desert snowfall.
Tampa, you've got palm trees, but your hockey game is as tropical as a snow cone on the beach. Amalie, the only thing on fire here is the humidity.
Edmonton, you're tougher than a Canadian winter, but Rogers Place, your ice is chiller than an Oilers fan realizing it's rebuild season – again.
New Jersey, your rink is like a traffic jam – slow-moving and frustrating. The only thing grittier than the Devils is the ice surface.
Chicago, the Windy City meets the Chilly Rink. The ice here is almost as unpredictable as the city's weather, and the penalty box is colder than Lake Michigan in January.
San Jose, your rink is as solid as a Silicon Valley startup, but the ice feels like it's on a beach vacation – not exactly the frozen pond experience.
Vegas, you're a wild card, and so is your hockey scene. The ice might be cool, but the atmosphere is hotter than the strip after a jackpot win.
North Carolina, you might be more known for barbecue, but PNC Arena, your hockey game is smokin'. The ice is smoother than a sweet tea on a summer day.
D.C., you're not just about politics; your hockey game is as sharp as a well-crafted policy. The ice is cooler than a bipartisan compromise.
Toronto, the Great White North's hockey heart. Scotiabank Arena is the maple syrup on the pancake of Canadian hockey. The ice is so smooth, it's like skating on politeness.
Bonjour, Montreal! Your hockey passion is as intense as a double shot of espresso. The Bell Centre is the cathedral of hockey, where the ice is as sacred as a secret family poutine recipe.
The Big Apple, where dreams are made and slap shots are celebrated. MSG, your hockey scene is the Broadway of the NHL. The ice is cooler than a subway platform in December, and the atmosphere is electric enough to power Times Square.
Ottawa, you're as stoic as a government official, but Canadian Tire Centre, your rink is colder than a diplomatic standoff. The ice is crisp, though, like a fresh apology.
Columbus, your cannon may be loud, but Nationwide Arena, your hockey game is more surprising than an unexpected cannon blast. The ice, however, is a smooth ride through the heart of Ohio.
Motor City, your hockey history is rich, but Little Caesars Arena, the only thing hot here is the pizza. The ice, though, is as solid as a classic rock riff.
Seattle, welcome to the NHL! Climate Pledge Arena, your ice is as fresh as a Pacific breeze, and the Kraken's home is cooler than the Puget Sound.
Minnesota, your winters are brutal, but Xcel Energy Center, your hockey scene is more Minnesotan than hotdish. The ice is as reliable as saying "uff da."
Vancouver, your city is stunning, and Rogers Arena, your rink is no exception. The ice is smoother than a West Coast IPA, but the Canucks' playoff hopes can be as unpredictable as the rain.
St. Louis, the Gateway to the West, and Enterprise Center, your rink is as reliable as the Mississippi's flow. The ice is solid, and the Blues play a melody sweeter than a Delta blues riff.
Nashville, your hockey game is like a country song – full of heart and a bit of twang. Bridgestone Arena, the ice is smoother than a slide guitar, and the Predators prowl with Southern charm.
Sunrise, you might be surprised to see Florida again, but FLA Live Arena, your ice is as surprising as a sunrise over the Everglades. The Panthers are on the prowl, and the humidity can't dampen the excitement.
Boston, you're wicked hardcore, and TD Garden, your rink is tougher than a Boston accent. The ice is as resilient as a Paul Revere warning, and the Bruins hit harder than a Sam Adams hangover.
Pittsburgh, the Steel City, and PPG Paints Arena, where the ice is as strong as a steel beam. The Penguins glide with finesse, and the atmosphere is as electric as a lightning bolt from the Point.
Denver, the Mile-High City, and Ball Arena, where the ice is as crisp as a Rocky Mountain morning. The Avalanche rolls down the ice with power, and the altitude can't stop the energy.
Winnipeg, where the Jets soar high, and Canada Life Centre, your ice is as cool as a prairie breeze. The fans here bring the chill, and the whiteout is a blizzard of excitement.